गुरुवार, 15 दिसंबर 2011

STUDIOUS STUDENT BECAME NAUGHTY





The newly given topic for Indiblogger contest  immediately refreshed memories of my college days in Eighties..In those days, I was very much concerned about my reputation of studious and serious student...Once my batch-mates planned a fun out-trip to Badkal Lake, Faridabad...They specially took my consent for participation...One Casanova type student. whose only job was how to impress girls, commented on me...Hamare angane mein tumahara kya kaam hai...So the D-day came and we marched on a luxary bus for picnic-spot...After reaching Badkal Lake, everybody was in their joyous best except me...After 4 or 5 hours of outing, we all were set for lunch session, At that time Casanova proposed that whoever be among us tell most wittiest thing, he or she would be declared as Mr Jovial or Ms Jovial...He was over-confident about his witty charm...But I decided to give him surprise of the life..When my turn came, i started narrating this joke slowly and without any expression on my face...

Once two young friends, Suresh and Ramesh were sitting in a park...Suresh was very sad and upset...Ramesh enquired him about his problem...After listening that Suresh started sobing...That made Ramesh more worried and he assumed that something is very serious with Suresh...Ramesh again offered a helping hand by saying...Tell me your problem, so i can suggest some remedy to over-come that...

Suresh...Yaar, now-a-days Baap had made my life like a hell by always complaining that i'm a Nikkhattu and always killing time for useless things...

Ramesh...But Buddy, my Baap is very much happy with me...

Suresh.. How it is possible ?

Ramesh...Daily in the morning i leave house with my Gulel and broke glass-windows of some residents in the town...They all come to my father's  Glass and furniture shop for replacing their broken glasses...In that way my father's business is flourishing which makes him happy..Now tell me about your father's business, so I can suggest accordingly...

After listening that Suresh started weeping loudly...No you cannot help me...

Ramesh...But why, tell me your father's buisness first...

Suresh answered with cold breath...My father is running a Maternity Home, now tell me, What should i do to make him happy...

And that joke made my mark and from that day, i got the tag of most wittiest person of the college...

3 टिप्‍पणियां:

  1. हा...हा....हा....हा.....
    आनंद आ गया खुशदीप भाई !
    शुभकामनायें आपको !

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  2. हा हा हा ! और अभी तक हो भाई ।
    लेकिन ये जोक क्या इंग्लिश में सुनाया था ?

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